It Came From The Spam Box (#2)

I once again share some of my odd spam comments (posted verbatim)with you.

On a what I wore post,  The Petulant Kid:

“If some one wishes to be updated with latest technologies afterward he must be pay a visit this website and be up to date everyday. “

~Were we reading the same post? I am not tech writer, or reviewer.

“A fascinating discussion is worth comment. I believe that you should publish more about this subject matter, it might not be a taboo subject but usually people don’t discuss such issues. To the next! Best Wishes!”

~ The only “discussion” I had was that bad weather makes me sort of cranky. Hardly a deep and meaningful topic. At least they have they tried to seem courteous with “Best Wishes.”

“I was curious if you ever thought of changing the structure of your website? Its very well written: I love that youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or 2 pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?”

~Huh? *scratches head* Thanks so much for the needless unsolicited advice.

“It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to this excellent blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to brand new updates and will share this website with my Facebook group. Talk soon!”

~This one attempts to flatter but comes off as very odd. Why on earth would I have a donate button?

“Hi there, I found your blog by way of Google even as searching for a similar subject, your website came up, it appears good. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks. Hi There, simply changed into aware of you weblog via Google, and located that it is truly informative. I’m gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate when you proceed this in future. Many other folks will be benefited out of your writing. Cheers!”

~Holy run-on sentence Batman! This one is by far my favorite. It is not only composed with questionable grammar, its redundant too! The brussels part is the best. Might be a new catch phrase for me.

For more spammy goodness check out part 1.

　

Comments From The Spam Box

Sometimes I get some odd, unrelated comments on some of my posts. (They all get sent to my spam box) They obviously do not read the posts, they just copy paste prewritten scripts.

I thought it might be fun to share some of the typo-riddled comments with you. Please enjoy!

On my Mayhem Monday post:

“It is thought by many and excessive sweating, according to the palms and armpits. hyperhidrosis can lead to less energy and poor health. Aluminium salts have been able to wear dress shields, triangles of water-resistant fabric pinned or sewn into their clothes. Sweaty palm is a normal human bodily function. It really is, everybody needs to cool you off at an article Know Sweat.” 

I didn't mention sweating, deodorant or anything relating to bodily functions.  ?????


On my Gift Ideas post someone wrote:

“Stunning story there. What happened after? Thanks!”

I didn't write any story…I just made a huge list of links to gift ideas at different price points.

A different comment on the same post:

“Link exchange is nothing else but is simply placing the other person’s webpage link on your page at a proper place and other person will also do same in favor of you.”

I am guessing that English is not their first language. Most likely they plugged their prewritten script into a translator and this is what came out.

I may share more in the future, if you folks like these.
: )