Worst Birthday Card Ever

I received a birthday card from our health insurance company.

At first it looked like a nice card.

(I had to edit identifying information out.)

Then I opened it up…and found this...

I was not amused.

I don’t like having birthdays. They usually don’t go well.

So this card made me depressed.

I especially dislike the part asking me to get tested for Chlamydia. Seriously?

WTF?