I Really Hate My Insurance Company

So after the horrible birthday card they send me…I didn’t think it could get any worse.

Well, I was wrong.


The outside of the "charming" card:

So, am I going thought menopause?




And now...for the inside:

ARG!

ASDFGHJKL;!!!!!!

So because I am a married woman….am I supposed to start pumping out babies?

Grrrr.

I am afraid to see what they send next.